WBE backstage looking for Guild

**World's Biggest Erection** Fri Aug 28, 2009 3:29 pm

The scene cuts to show WBE, backstage, rampaging in an angry manner.
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WBE: "Where is he?! I need to speak with Dr. Thrax!"
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WBE sees a random crew guy, walking up towards him. He grabs the Crew Guy by his shirt, and lifts him up.
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WBE: "Have you seen Dr. Thrax, Tony? You have worked here for awhile. You ought to know your way around this place."
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Tony acts scared.
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Tony the Crew Guy: "I... don't know.. what you're t...talking about? Wh...what is a Guild? A..and who is Tony. M...my name is Bob."
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Tony kicks WBE and tries to run away, but WBE grabs him from the back.
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WBE: "Well, you're less help than a blind, seeing eye dog."
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WBE grasps Tony shoulders and he rams his knee straight into Tony's spine, as he pulls Tony backwards. Tony falls hard to the floor, in a curled up posistion, squandering like a fish.
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Tony: "Wh...what d....did I... ever.... d....do to you"
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WBE: "All I can say is this, Anybody who stands in my way, dies. And If you've got something to say, then stand in line."
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WBE grabs a crowbar from a nearby crate and he goes to swing it, aiming for Tony's head, but someone grabs the crowbar from him. It's Ja Phipps.
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Ja Phipps: "Well, it seems that I have come to the rescue of one of our camera guys. What are the odds?"
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Tony: "Th...thank you, J...Ja Phipps."
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Ja Phipps nails Tony in the head with the crowbar, splitting his head open, and laying him out cold. WBE looks at Ja Phipps in astonishment.
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Ja Phipps: "Now, I assume that you needed a word with the Guild. Am I right, WBE?"
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WBE: "Yes, you are correct. I just want to know two things. First, why did Thrax attack me, and two what will I gain from joining the Guild?"
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Ja Phipps: "Let's forget the first question, for the time being, but by joining the Guild, you will gain respect, loyalty, money, fame, gold, and a whole lot more. And if you're interested, there's a main event tag match with your name on it. So, are you in?"
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WBE: "I'll think about it."
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WBE and Ja Phipps go there seperate ways, leaving the unconscious camera crew guy.
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Scene ends.