Soon to be Champion

[TheKillah]

The crowd awaits for the next match. Suddenly, they here gun shots and the titantron base goes on flames! The song "Indestructible" by Disturbed is playing. A red Ferrari 360 Modena drives into the ring and an unknown wrestler sits at the drivers seat with what a hot girl in bras and panties next to him.

The wrestler walks out of his car and walks the hot girl to the ring.
"Unknown Wrestler": "I bet you people have no clue who I am. But who cares what you guys know? I only came out here to make a challenge out to anyone in the locker room. My name is The Killah, and this is my nurse, Michelle."
Michelle has her arm around The Killah.
"The Killah": I am new to this fed and soon everyone will know my name. I've already joined the tournament for the AtPW heavyweight title. I will win and become the new champ. I mean seriously, whose gonna stop me? I've seen the talent in this fed. Most of ya'll can't fight for life, just like all these worthless punks *points to the crowd*"
TK[talking to the crowd]: " Seriously, all you guys do is go crazy over us fighting, but can't even perform at the level that we do. You guys suck."
Crowd: YOU SUCK, YOU SUCK, YOU SUCK, YOU SUCK
TK: "Now, back to more important things. I'm warning everyone in the locker room about me. I've been champion everywhere I've been. No one could stop me. I get kicked out for putting 'wrestlers' in a coma for a few weeks. I hear I'm fighting some punk named Bobby Digital? Well, Bobby, you better be ready for your match, it just might be your last...."
The Killah takes Michelle and leaves the ring, as the crowd continually boo's him.