Fooled you...(crash replyfor draft)

[The Hitman]

--The Arena goes dark, as a police syren sounds throughout the
arena... A peircing burst of machine gun shots is heard echoing
throughout the arena, the lights suddenly flash back on as Revalations
by Audioslave hits the speakers, The Hitman and Clevland Griffin walk
out to the ring--
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The Hitman:
This probably comes as a suprise to you all... but you see, last week
I... THE HITMAN fooled everyone in this arena, not once...but twice!
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--The crowd begins looking puzzled, as The Hitman gets a smirk on his face, taking joy in the fact he outsmarted them--
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The Hitman:You see...last week, I put together a plan,
a plan that would not only solidify HoA's place on the top of Warzone,
but a plan that would help me win my match...
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Leo: What is he talking about?
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The Hitman:Last week, The HOA made our newest edition to the group, hes talented, he smart, and like me, HE IS THE BEST!!!! right Clevland?
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--The Hitman turns to Clevland, who nods--
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The Hitman:
You see, just adding a new man to my team wouldnt be enough, so I had
him enter the ring and fight as the masked man, Dylan Meech's helper,
and you all thought "Oh my god its the masked man!!!" in fact on an EBW
poll 85% of you idiots said "Meech and Hitman are secretly working
together" all I could do is laugh, I mean who the hell is that
stupid!!!!
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--The Hitman sticks out his arm, and waves his hands towards himself, as the crowd uproars with boos--
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The Hitman:Any
way... The masked man is not the same masked man everybody knows and
hates... no this masked man was the newest edition to HOA, which is
where the second part of fooling you comes in...
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Leo: How did he fool" us now!
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Aaron: Leo you idiot, you were one of the people who said him and meech were teaming up.
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The Hitman: You see, this newest member of HOA, he is good and talented, but what i find so funny is... well YOU MORONS LIKED HIM!!!!!!!!
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--The crowd uproars in boos as The Hitman and Clevland laugh together in the ring--
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The Hitman:
You see, this man I'm talking about wanted to prove he wasnt a jobber,
so he came to me, then he went out, and told you all he was going to
win that night... that man helped me demolish Frozen King... THAT MAN
IS CRASHOVERRIDE!!!
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Leo: WOW!!! not even I saw that coming.
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Aaron: you dont see anything coming.
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--The crowd boos as crashoverride comes out to the ring--

[crashoverride]

--"Victim" by Eighteen Visions blast through the speakers--

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--Crash has a mic in hand--

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Leo: What a sad man how could he do this to the fans?

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Aaron: Well maybe we will get an explanation here

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--Crash puts the microphone to his lips--

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Crashoverride: Now that I have been official outed as a member of HOA I would like to take this opportunity to say to each and every one of you in this arena that you have to be the most gullible crowd I have ever been in front of.

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--An uproar of boos shake the foundation of the arena--

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Crashoverride: Go ahead and boo I don't care! I came here to EBW for one reason and that was to dominate. I've been sitting back and waiting for my chance to make an impact and well last week I think I made a pretty good one. What do you think?

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--Crash raises his hand and moves it across the crowd while the crowd boo--

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Crashoverride: I saw what Hitman and Clevland were doing and a light bulb went off. Why not join these guys in fighting to take over WARZONE! It is brilliant 3 of the toughest guys in EBW joining together to take over Warzone!

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Leo: Toughest guys? Crash hasn't even won a match here in EBW!

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--Crowd start chanting "0-3"--

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Crashoverride: YOU ALL SHUT YOUR MOUTHS! You think I lost those matches because I wasn't any good? Nooo! Its because I intentionally did that to get pity from all of you so I could turn on you and make you all out to be FOOLS!

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--Crowd boo's and chant "0-3"--

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--Hitman and Clevland hold there hands to Crashes ears to guard him from the chant--

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Crashoverride: We are a force to be reckoned with and we will take over WARZONE one wrestler at a time.

[Clevland Griffin]

--then suddenly Clevland inturupts Crash--
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Clevland:Sorry to interupt you Crash but i have an announcment of my own you see HoA has a destructive POWERFUL team but i talked to somebody last night that said they were in EBW before but had a SERIOUS injury like 13th Warrior except unlike 13th Warrior this man was a REAL man a REAL SUPERSTAR and this man is my closest freind he is currently in a wheelchair so that's why HoA decided he could be our manager he said he wanted REVENGE so here he is JOE SWANSON
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--FamilyGuy them song comes on--
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Arron:Who the hell is this
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Leo:Obviously you don't watch that hit show FamilyGuy
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--Joe comes out with nurses on each side of his wheel chair and another nurse pushing him in the wheelchair goin to the ring--
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Joe:It's an honor coming out here with you Clevland and your partners too as your new manager HoA will be even more EXTREME

[The Hitman]

clevland... this is the last show of the season, so talking bout our goals isnt that good an idea, as we have a 3 week break ahead, so maybe you could just introduce Joe, and take out part about continueing for the different titles

[The Dynamo]

clevland... this is the last show of the season, so talking bout our goals isnt that good an idea, as we have a 3 week break ahead, so maybe you could just introduce Joe, and take out part about continueing for the different titles

3 week break!?
What the hell?

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