Dylan's Press Conference

[Dylan Meech]

--Dylan Meech is standing on a stage in front of many Wrestling Magazine Reporters , Dylan is wearing a suit and holding his EBW Championship--

Reporter 1: Dylan, What are your feelings about beating Mattskee on Friday?

Dylan: Well... For one... I'm happy, Halfway through the match it just came to me... cash it in!

--The reporters all start calling Dylan's name and raising their hands--

Dylan: Yes the lady with the red top!

Reporter 2: How do you feel about going into a very violent match with your brother, who you have never hurt in your life?

--The reporters all start calling Dylan's name and raising their hands--

Dylan: I feel like all 24 of my years keeping this rage inside me is about to be unleashed upon Neli...

--The reporters all start calling Dylan's name and raising their hands--

Dylan: Yes you sir...

Reporter 3: Is it true the Feast or Fired Match... The Handicap Match... And the cashing in was all a set-up for you to become EBW Champion?

Dylan: A Set-up? Listen... If Mattskee was so "Amazing" and "Great" Like the fans say he is.. then why didn't he beat me when I cashed in? Hmm? Where was the amazing counter? Or the surprise roll up? There wasn't one... because like I said... Mattskee won by a fluke!


--The reporters all start calling Dylan's name and raising their hands--

Dylan: Yes you there, at the back!

Reporter 4: Is it true you have AIDS?

Dylan: What? NO!! Get him out of here!!

--Security take the man away--

Dylan: This press conference is over...

--Dylan steps down from the stage and walks down the corridor, there is a figure in his path--

Dr. Thrax: Meech....

Dylan: What the hell do you want?

(Thrax take over)

[Dr. Thrax]

--Dr. Thrax steps over towards Dylan Meech smiling--
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Dr. Thrax: Dylan, why didn't you answer that poor mans question? You can't hide from what happened last month, and not can I Dylan. It was real and as soon as you start blanking out reality you turn out like: Me.
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--Dr. Thrax lets out a little laugh and pulls Dylan into the corridor--
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Dr. Thrax: But what else could I expect from a filthy westerner? You people have no dignity. FACE UP TO WHAT YOU DID DYLAN!!!

[Dylan Meech]

Dylan: Hey, back off freak! I don't wanna catch something...

--Dylan steps back--

Dylan: Last month was an accident Okay? If you were on my roster.... you would be fired and be on a Truck illegally crossing boarders and back to where you came from...

--Thrax looks very angry--

Dylan: I don't know how it happened last month but what I do know is that tonight... you face my Brother... Tike... Now, I don't like Tike, so here's what I'm offering...

--Dylan offers Thrax a handshake--

Dylan: Why be enemies... when we can work together?

[Dr. Thrax]

Dr. Thrax: now you speak my language, i often ask me; cannot we live in peace? The answer is no, thier will always conflict, but as long as I have friend, I will succeed.

--Dr. Thrax takes Dylans hand--

Dr. Thrax: This reason is why I accept your offer of friendship, I will crush Mr. Tike on the condition that you never forget the magic we shared that night.

--Dr. Thrax shakes Dylans hand makes a kissing notion and walks off--

[Dylan Meech]

--Dylan shivers--

Dylan: I must have been drunk out of my head... that guy gives me the creeps...

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