... On Wins and 'Wegians. (June 5th)

[Mattskee]

--The big screen fades in with Matt in his locker room, sitting on a chair, with a cordless mic attached to his shirt.--

Matt: Waddup, EBW fans.

--The fans cheer.--

Matt: So... Got my first win last week. Amazing, ain't it?

--Matt chuckles.--

Matt: I was starting to think it was becoming time to retire... But I got a big win at an important time. Taking down Naki brought me one step closer to the most coveted prize in this federation... Now it's up to Norwegian Playboy to get me the next step closer...

--Matt looks down for a second, then quickly back up to the camera.--

Matt: Look guys, I've been a real disappointment to my fans as of late. I understand that, fess up to it, 'cause I'm a man, and men apologize when they need to. I've let down my fans since I've gotten here. I've fought some stiff competition, yeah, been sooooo close to the intercontinental title that I could taste it... Twice... But I haven't worn gold around my waist yet, and hadn't even won a match until last week... That's just pitiful.

--Matt sighs.--

Matt: Anyways, the road to redemption starts now... Tonight I face Norwegian Playboy in a double or nothing match... If I can win this one I'll be the last one to enter the elimination chamber at Alcatraz. Thats HUGE.... So, sorry Playboy, but this is my time... My chance to shine... My chance to show the EBW what I can really do. Come tonight, I'm going to earn the best spot in the chamber, and come Alcatraz I'm gonna earn the best spot in all of Warzone. It's time to stop playing, stop making excuses... It's time to start winning... Not just for me, but for all of you out there that have been cheering for me week in and week out... It's time for me to repay you.

--Matt breaks from his determined stare at the camera.--

Matt: That's all I had to say... Enjoy the show, everyone.

--Fade to black.--