imposter...

[Dr. Thrax]

sun goes down by david Jordan blasts throughout the arena as smoke engulfs the entrance of the arena, after a few seconds a red faced Monkey King 4 Ever walks swiftly out, he pulls out a microphone and slowly enters the ring.

Monkey King 4 Ever: What the hell?

the crowd respond with confused grunts and shouts, Monkey King 4 Ever stares down at the ramp,

Monkey King 4 Ever: Last week JMac "claimed" that he had a plan that was, "dangerous" and could win him MY title and more! He won last week, but it wasn't "dangerous" and it didn't win him anything!

The crowd boo Monkey King 4 Ever,

Monkey King 4 Ever: But i'm not angry about that. I was on holiday Monday to Friday and wasn't at the EBW arena on Tuesday, and yet I still wrestled? How does that work? Neli, JMac any answers?

Monkey King 4 Ever once again stares down at the ramp and the crowd join in a we want answers chant,

Monkey King 4 Ever: No? good because while I was on my action holiday I found some army cadets and they recruited me. I'm leaving this crappy federation, and going to a crappy country to kick arse! I'll be back in 4 weeks i'm just doing a quick tour of duty. and who knows, I may even like it and stay...

Goodbye EBW, Hello Iraq!

Monkey drops the mic and walks out

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I'm not leaving I'm just getting a name change and am setting up for it

[Dr. Thrax]

Well Monkey King 4 Ever...

tha pretty much says it all!

what a shit name

[GM King Neli]

would you be able to change it after the PPV as I need someone to face JMac for that title desparetly

[Dr. Thrax]

JP is after the IC title.. do a match between them two for the vacant title

or yeah, I could face him at the PPV

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