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[The Joker]

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--Linkin Park "Numb" hits the Pa system, fireworks are hitting the arena from the entrance ramp to the top of the arena, Johnny Tike jumps out of the curtain and lifts his arms in the air, the crowd start to cheer loudly, he makes his way to the ring--
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Johnny Tike: Gi'me a mic!!
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--The referee gives him the mic from the announcers table--
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Johnny Tike: Hello AtPW fans, The star in the making is here!!!
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--The fans cheer back to him chanting Tike over and over again--
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Johnny Tike: Thank you for the appreciation of cheering for a great superstar like me.
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Andrew Rushmore: He's very great at what he does, and what he's done for this incredible fed.
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Blake Limit: He has not done nothing for this fed, he's just won a couple of titles and thats it mainly.
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--Johnny Tike is holding a script of paper on his right hand, he lifts his right arm in the air to get the fans attention--
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Johnny Tike: You see this peice of infomation right here seperates the fact about this family, well the fact of the matter is, is that one of the two brothers I have...
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--Johnny Tike takes a long pause--
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Johnny Tike: Well one isn't my brother!!!
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Andrew Rushmore: Wow!!!, what news, so which one isit, Neli or Meech.
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Blake Limit: To be honest with you, Andrew I do not care.
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Andrew Rushmore: Blake please just shush, and hear what Tike has to say.
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Johnny Tike: I had a DNA test the other week, and to be honest with you, I am so glad Neli or Meech isn't my brother anymore, I grew up with him nearly all my life, but hes turnt my back on me, and of course the fed in many ways possible.
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Andrew Rushmore: It has to be Meech!!!
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Blake Limit: It has to be Neli!!!
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Johnny Tike: Well let me get to the point of telling you fans who is not my brother.
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Andrew Rushmore: Just tell us!!!
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Johnny Tike: And the person with that news is my father, now come down to the ring immediately!!!
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--Johnny Tike's father comes to the ring with mic in hand, He enters the ring and offers Tike a hug, Tike accepts the hug and awaits the news for his father to tell the fans--
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Father: Well, my other son is...
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[GM King Neli]

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--Nobody Famous - Go Hard, Go Home hits the PA System as King Neli walks out of the curtain and walks in to the ring and snatches the mic of his father--
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King Neli: Are you two sick in the head?
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--Everyone in the arena seems to look confused apart from Neli who looks angry--
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King Neli: Your going to come out here and announce in front of the whole world that either me or Dylan does not know who their real mother and father are? Their parents? You couldn't just tell me backstage or call me or something but you want to put me or Dylan through all of that? Are you sick?
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Andrew Rushmore: Well I'm sure Tike hasn't thought about it that way and I'm sure no one else did
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Blake Limit: Clearly it has made Neli upset
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Johnny Tike: I..I...
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King Neli: You what? Your so retarded that you forgot to think about it from that view?
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--Neli snatches the piece of paper off Tike. Neli then rips it up after reading it--
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King Neli: You tell anyone what it says on that piece of paper and I'll make sure you never wrestle again Tike
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--Neli throws the mic at Tike and then leaves once his music starts again--
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Andrew Rushmore: Well now I don't know what to think...It could still be either one of them
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Blake Limit: Damn right it could
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