Blitz's Open Challenge and complaint

**Dylan Meech** Tue Apr 07, 2009 3:49 am

Blake: Hey, it's Blitz, the man who lost to Johnny Tike last week.

Andrew: It was a good back and forth match but Meech failed to capture the title.

Blitz's Open Challenge and complaint Dylanm11

Blitz's Open Challenge and complaint Dylanm11

-Dylan enters the ring with a microphone-

Dylan: Last Tuesday...I lost..

-The crowd cheer-

Dylan: But there is victory in defeat because I learned that I'm not ready for Tike.

Andrew: What are you saying Dylan? Your giving up?

Blake: Shhhh, Blitz is talking!

-Dylan smiles-

Dylan: I'm issuing an open challange!

-The Crowd cheer!-

Dylan: You...

-Dylan points to a camera man-

Dylan: ...Get me a Cold Beer

Blake: Drinking on the Job! Giving Orders!

-The Camera man grabs a beer from a cooler and climbs in the ring and hands it to Dylan-

Dylan: There is no one in the Light Heavyweight division who can beat me! Johnny Tike, is an exception!

-The crowd boo-

Dylan: The only reason that King Neli put me up against Tike is that he's scared!

-The crowd boo-

Dylan: I am the best there ever was, the best there there is and the best there ever will be in this division, and Neli knows that, he knows that for the rest of my career I will be the light heavyweight champion!

-The crowd boo franticly-

Dylan: So he gets a heavyweight and puts him on a diet so he's light enough to face me.

-The crowd start a 'You Suck' chant!-

Dylan: So thats why I'm having a toast to all you "Average Joes" In the LW Division

-The crowd boo as Dylan raises his can of Beer and takes a long refreshing sip-

Dylan: And..you know what?

-Dylan licks his lips-

Dylan: The funny thing is, whoever comes out, the same thing's gonna happen!

Dylan Meech drops the Microphone and in a flash of quickness hooks the Camera Man's arm and chest
and dives forward driving him into the mat executing a MORTAL Blitzkrieg!!

Blake: Blitzkrieg! The Humanity!

Andrew: Oh man I love Dylan! Talks for ages and then BAM puts an exclamation mark on the end!

-Dylan picks up the Microphone-

Dylan: Have one on me pal!

Blake: Did Dylan just...oh my!

-Dylan pours the remains of the Beer onto the Camera man's face!-

Blake: That's sick!

Andrew: I love it!

Dylan: So...which averagely bad Light Heavyweight is gonna come out and fight me?

-Dylan waits in the corner of the ring-

**The Joker** Tue Apr 07, 2009 1:04 pm

--Suddenly Johnny Tike's music hits the titan tron, Johnny Tike raises his hands in the air, holdingthe Light Heavyweight Championship with one of them--

Johnny Tike: Dylan, stop crying, you lost get over it.

Blake Limit: Thank god we got someone to shut him up.

Johnny Tike: Look, we had a good match, but you was just to easy for me, you will never, and I mean never dominate the Light Heavyweight Division, specially when 'The Star In The Making' is around.

Andrew Rushmore: Very true.

Johnny Tike: I understand what your going through, like with you and the crying, with you being a baby.

Blake Limit: This guy is funny.

Johnny Tike: Get over it, YOU LOST !

--The crowd chant You Lost, over and over again--

Johnny Tike: You hear them, they dont even like me, and there still cheering for me.

Blake Limit: He is hated by the fans, but he knows how to entertain them.

Johnny Tike: Another thing, It is pretty pointless since, you cant hit your, what ever your name is on me, you was knocked out straight, when I aniallated you with the Tike breaker, shame I aint the one crying now.

Blake Limit: Very true, that match was nothing for Tike.

Johnny Tike: Anyway, to the point, I was watching you backstage, how you wanted a match and blah blah, well I got you a opponent.

Andrew Rushmore: Who isit?

Johnny Tike: Let me introduce you to, Theonolis.

Andrew Rushmore: This should be entertaining.

Johnny Tike: Il let you two settle it out, bye bye.

-Johnny Tike drops the mic and heads for backstage-