Clevland wants a shot

[Clevland Griffin]

--Click Click Boom plays as Clevland Griffin comes out from backstage and walks to the ring with a mic in his right hand--

Clevland:You know it's about that time when i need something better in life and that is a title shot i don't care if it's for the european title or the young guns title or even the ATPW title i want a title shot and tonight i will prove to you that i am worthy of a title shot

--The Crowd chants Clevland as Clevland looks up and around the arena--

Leo:He does deserve the title after all the crap he's been through

Aaron:No he doesn't he losed every match against HoA

Leo:that was a tag match he is only 3 and 2 in single matches so he is still in there

Clevland:Tonight i go against King Neli's dumb brother King Neli II well tonight you will see me in that ring and hit one hell of a Sweet Chin Peddigree or Cannon Bomb and then get that pin 1 2 3 and then...then i want...no i demand a title shot or a title shot contendership match

i need someone(cahmpion or a contender for a title)to come out here and challenge me

[World's Biggest Erection]

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--Clevland continues to rant on, as the crowd are sending neutral responses.--
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Clevland: Come on! Who is going to face me? Is everyone too chicken? I mean seriously. What's the point of having a title if you don't want to defend it? I'm waiting.
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--All the lights in the arena go out, leaving it pitch black as "the Night" from Disturbed begins blaring throughout the arena. The fans can be heard booing intensely.--
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Leo: Well, it seems that our new European Champion, WBE, has decided to fight Clevland.
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Aaron: This is going to be interesting, seeing as these two have never even met.
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--The lights come back on, as the music fades away, to reveal WBE standing on one of the middle right turnbuckles. He raises both of his arms high up into the air as he lowers his head. He waits there for a second, and lowers them, having his hands form a “W” shape, and as he does so, fiery flares begin falling from the arena ceiling onto WBE and Clevland. WBE jumps down from the turnbuckle and he walks over towards the ropes, and he is handed a microphone from a tech guy. He completely ignores Clevland.--
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WBE: Hello Warzone! I am the new American, European Champion! I have went past everyone’s expectations and finally took my crown after eleven long seasons of wrestling my ass off.
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Aaron: Did he just say…?
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Leo: I believe so, Aaron. He said eleven seasons! This fed hasn’t even been around for that long.
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--The fans are booing as Clevland Griffin is looking at WBE with an impatient stare. WBE continues on.--
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WBE: Now, I have to say that my actions these past few seasons have been pretty crazy, but I’d like to have a second chance with you guys. I always said that I was the best, but truly I knew that I sucked, and my match results have proved me wrong when I stated that “I was invincible and that I was the dominant force in ATPW.” If I was, then I would’ve won after hitting my Trademark Spotlight Driver, instead of a quick low blow.
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--The fans are still booing WBE, but there boos have lightened up a little. WBE goes to speak again, but Clevland cuts him off.--
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Clevland: WBE, shut the hell up! This is not about your life story. It is about me taking your “stolen” title. Well, I never would’ve even thought that a cowardly suck up would be the one who would answer my invitation. I was expecting Thrax or Maverick. Not the World’s Biggest Erection.
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--The fans begin laughing.--
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Leo: Hey, that’s awkward. World‘s Biggest Erection shortened is spelled W-B-E-.
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Aaron: No duh. That’s the joke.
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--The fans stop laughing and go into a neutral state, as WBE gets serious and heads over near Clevland with a flare in his movement.--
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WBE: I may try to start acting a little better, but I still won’t take no crap from losers like you! You think you’re so funny by turning WBE into that. Well, like it even matters. I didn’t even come out here for that. I came out here to tell you to quit running your mouth. You don’t just start demanding title shots like you own the place. You’ve got to earn them.
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Clevland: Earn them? How did you even earn your title shot? Fissure gave you a shot at the title. He gave you a shot! You didn’t earn anything.
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WBE: I have earned a my title shots by doing what I have done every night. Making the crowd hate me so much that they paid so much money just to watch me get the crap beat out of me. I have earned my title shot and my title, respectively.
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Clevland: Like I haven’t? We have both been in the wrestling business for about the same amount of time, and I have earned my shot! So, either you give me a shot, or I rip the title from your bloodied, dismembered arms. It’s your decision.
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WBE: Ok, Griffin. Don’t get yourself into something you’ll regret. You’ve got a long life to live. Let’s keep it that way. But, I think we might be able to work something out. You see, I have no challengers for Data Overload, and I need a match. How about it be WBE vs. Clevland Griffin for the ATPW European Championship with the stipulations being: a) an Extreme Ironman Match, b) a Darkness Paradise Match, or c) an I quit match. How do you feel about these stipulations?
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Clevland: I feel grand.
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--As WBE goes to say something, Clevland kicks him in the stomach and slings him into the turnbuckle with a violent Irish Whip!--
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Clevland then lifts WBE onto the turnbuckle puts him between his legs
and jumps in the air and rolls in a 360 degree way straight down yelling "DYNOMITE" and destroying him on the mat executing a Mortal Cannon Bomb!!
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--WBE’s head snaps off of the mat. Clevland begins laughing as he positions his hands across his waist signaling that he will win the title. Clevland leaves the ring.--
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Leo: Ooh! A cheap shot from Clevland sends WBE packing.
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Aaron: We just might have a new champion come Data Overload.
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--The lights go out leaving the arena pitch black and come back on to reveal that WBE has disappeared.--
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Scene Ends.